Another Needless Reboot? Oh Joy…

I know I’m a little late to the party on this one, but can someone please tell me what is the point of rebooting the Spiderman franchise? I know there can only be one answer, which is money (probably tons of it, which is sad in itself), but if you can give me a better explanation, I’d love to hear it. I thought Sam Raimi‘s first two Spidey films were pretty darn excellent — never mind the third one, which was an absolute disgrace. I understand they were making a fourth and that was cancelled. Now comes The Amazing Spider-Man, scheduled for release in the summer of 2012. I know I have asked this many times before on this very website, but…is Hollywood really that desperate and so lacking in the original scripts department? If so, I have a couple of treatments sitting right on my desk.

I can understand why Marc Webb would sign on to direct this. He was behind the wonderful (500) Days of Summer and a project like Spiderman could potentially put him on the Hollywood A-List for blockbuster films. I get that. Andrew Gardfield is a wonderful actor – I have enjoyed his work thus far and yes, he actually fits the part of Peter Parker quite well. They’ve also made sure to sign on a number of other very gifted Thespians to join in, including Martin Sheen, Campbell Scott, Sally Field, Denis Leary, Emma Stone, Rhys Ifans, and Julianne Nicholson (who I absolutely adore). Pretty nice cast. The trailer? It looks equally impressive — and if there were not three very recent Spiderman films, I would be super excited to see this.

My problem? Other than a few tweaks here and there…a new character introduced here, a different subplot there – what is point of all of this? I remember back in 2006 when I was duped into seeing Superman Returns with Brandon Routh and Kevin Spacey. It looked new. It looked nice. But I walked out asking, “What was the friggin’ point?!” It didn’t vary very much at all from the original 1978 film and quite frankly, wasn’t nearly as good. In essence, it was the same story of Clark Kent from beginning to end – just snazzier looking. I will not be duped again in July 2012.

In the end, it’s about the money. I understand that and I can appreciate the business that is Hollywood. But that doesn’t mean I have to fall for the trick. Each of us has the right to purchase a ticket to see a concert, a sporting event, a theatrical piece, and yes, a movie. We also have the right to stay away and not buy a ticket…to stand up and make the statement that we will not go to the multiplex to see anything you put on our plate. As an audience, we should be smarter than that and demand more. The upcoming Spiderman film bothers me. It is telling me that Hollywood execs think so low of us that we will buy  re-tread after re-tread. What bothers me even more — is that much of America probably will.


4 Responses to Another Needless Reboot? Oh Joy…

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  3. Reboot? Do not want. I think you’ll be A LOT more objective when it comes to this than most comic book fans. Plainly speaking, so many of us are SICK of Hollywood rehashing the same material over and over hoping to squeeze a few extra pesos out of the nerd/geek/former nerd geek- remembering-their-childhood contingency.

    I have no plans on seeing this and I, honestly, think it will flop. Comic movies have been stripped bare as Hollywood fully funds recognizable names while giving dark, gritty, comics with complex plots bare bones scripts with terrible character development and pacing (I’ll say that Sin City was pretty good, despite my distaste for Frank Miller’s style)

    Comic book flops like Spawn, Daredevil, Jonah Hex (Did you know he originally appeared in the Batman universe?), and Electra all suffered from the same malaise; lack of understanding of what makes comics and superheroes amazing; disregard for the story and time lines created by the authors of the universe and, finally, the belief that all it takes is some boobs, CGI, and a skin tight costume to make a Hero flick awesome.

    What’s my point? I don’t have one. It’s 8:00am and I haven’t had coffee. I’ll be waiting patiently for the new Avengers film (Which will probably be as mediocre as Thor *sigh*) and the Silver Surfer film that’s rumored to be about. (Please have Galactus. Please have Galactus.)

    I suggest your next post be focused on the, rather amazing, way Natalie Portman ruins anything involving superheroes, dialogue, or thinking. Seriously. The last good film she was in was The Professional.

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